IT'S AMAZING HOW PEOPLE BELIEVE BARACK OBAMA IS A PERSON OF THEIR FAITH.

     I've come to the conclusion he gets up each morning, looks at himself in the mirror and says, "I wonder what character I should be today??"
     "One thing I do know I'm sure of, I am still President of the most powerful Country in the World, and no matter what I do or decide to be for the day, be it a Christian gone golfing, a Muslim gone golfing, or an Atheist gone golfing, I still have a phone, and I still have a pen and I still have a Presidential golf cart."
     "I've convinced some followers I'm Black (but ashamed of the other half,) and that got me the naive, innocent vote"!
     "I've assured other followers I'm Muslim, (and aside from their murderous misgivings all over the World,) I've got their vote"!! (He was raised in a Muslim school for 8 years and confirmed a Muslim in Indonesia.)
     I've got the Atheists knowing I'm an Atheist and I've got their vote"!! (He graduated from the Saul Alinsky Atheist based "Midwest Academy" in Chicago, and sat on the Board for 2 years there-after.)
     I've  got the Homosexuals thinking I'm a homosexual, (Prominent Celebrities say he is!) and I've got their vote"!! (Note that Joan Rivers announced something to that affect, is now stricken with a near deadly heart attack as I write.)
     "I've met with the Pope (and baffled him with footwork) So now I have the Catholic vote." (He did receive 51% of the Catholic vote in his 2nd term!)
     "I've persuaded the Agnostics I'm an Agnostic too, (and until they make up their mind,) I've got their vote."
     "I've catered to the Sierra Club, The local and International Billionaires, received illegal donations in mass amounts from out of the Country, and got their votes too"!! (In return for enormous tax breaks and subsidies you wouldn't believe!)
     "I've even co-erced the Mormon, non-Christians, (particularly in Nevada, where member Harry Reid is from.) and got their vote".
     "I've got the Liberal and Socialist Main Media, The Teacher's Union,  the International AFL-CIO, and every official Librarian in the Country (Re-writing history as I speak!) convinced I have their votes"
     "I have given bonuses galore to all the Top Gov't people working for me, including the Members of my Administration belonging to the "Muslim Brotherhood." They voted for me!"
     "So I just don't understand why my popularity among the common people who aren't a part of these powerful groups, is down to 30% approval!
     "After all, being a Supposed Constitutional Scholar, I don't understand why they don't want me trashing it when I don't follow the darn thing."
     "I mean, what's with the rest of these Dummies."??
     "No worries, every time we have a crisis in the U.S., I've always got Air force One fueled up and ready to go to see Putin and lay the law down to him, and besides, if he crosses the "Red Line", I'll just draw another one and dare him to cross that, too!"
     Guess what? I've got everyone thinking I'm indispensable, and if everything does go wrong, (Like it is temporarily,) I've got the best bullshit compromiser John Kerry to keep the organized confusion going!"
     By Allah, I've got it made!!!!!        Just sayin'